Hermione:
“Salvio Hexia… Protego Totalum…Repello Muggletum… Muffliato…   Get the tent out, Harry.”

Harry:
“Ugh.  I’m on it.”

Ron:
“Hermione, this tent smells like a bunch of dirty stray cats came in and peed all over the place.”

( Chorus: )
I spend every day
In a tent that smells like strays
I spend every night
Trying to find a way to make things right

Get up, pack up, apparate
Pitch the tent, sit and wait
Spend the evening in debate
Staring at an empty plate

Go to bed, lay awake
Wondering how I’m gonna kill that snake
How am ever I gonna find that cup
Before I know it, it’s time to get up

Get up, pack up, apparate
Pitch the tent, sit and wait
Spend the evening in debate
Staring at an empty plate

Get up, pack up, apparate
Pitch the tent, sit and wait
Spend the evening in debate
Staring at an empty plate



Staring at my empty plate
Thinking about the last time I ate
Gotta find some food ‘cause I’m losing weight
And I was way too thin before this hungry fate

Ron complains how hungry he’s been
And he doesn’t look pleased every night when
We sit down to eat, he takes his plate and then
“Oh yummy, mushrooms again!”


( Chorus )


This locket is making it worse 
But we can’t just keep it in Hermione’s purse 
We’ve worn it everywhere we’ve that traversed
And it feels like the damn thing carries a curse

Add to that now I’ve got no wand
And on top of that now I’ve got no Ron
The locket made him so dark and withdrawn
But Hermione and me have got to carry on


( Chorus )


I’ve gotta get out of this ------- tent!
Every night in this ------- tent!
If we can keep the Death Eaters at bay
Why can’t we keep the mosquitoes away?!
Gotta get out of this ------- tent!
Every night in this ------- tent!

Harry:
“I’m starving here!  I’ve got no more weight to lose!  Do you know how much I weigh?  
Six!  That’s right, I weigh six!  I’m addicted to the fumes from cat urine.  It’s true!  I’m 
outside the tent for half an hour before I get the shakes and need to come back in for a 
fix.  And have you ever spent any time with Hermione in a small enclosed area?  Do you 
know how much space her frizzy hair takes up when she doesn’t brush it properly?  And 
it’s not enough that it takes up all the space around her huge ------- cranium, no, it’s got to 
get all over everything!   I swear, it’s bad enough I’ve got to choke down mushrooms for 
dinner but every night I’m pulling ------- frizzy brown hairs out of my ------- food.  
Ugh!  Sorry… I’ve got to take this ------- locket off!”


( Chorus )


Ron’s back!  He came last night
Finally things are looking bright!
The locket’s gone and we’ve got the sword
I think we’re gonna beat Voldemort!


Ron:
“Wait, Harry-- Don’t say the name!”

Death Eaters:
“You’re surrounded!”
“Come out of there with your hands up!  We know you’re in there!”
“You can’t hide forever!”


Ron:
“Ohhh, -------!”