I bought a used pair of underwear on EBay
They were worn by Dumbledore in the first movie
I spent all night scouring them for DNA
I’m gonna perform some scientific sorcery 

Richard Harris was the only Dumbledore for me
For all I care Michael Gambon can go climb a tree
Harris passing was a Harry Potter tragedy
But I’m hoping that this plan will bring a remedy


I’m gonna bring back
Bring back
Bring back
Richard Harris  

I’m gonna bring back
Bring back
Bring back
Richard Harris 


I wanted to reanimate him but I can’t because
They spread his ashes at his home in the Bahamas
So now I’m gonna have to go and break a few laws
Maybe the government won’t mind if it’s a good cause

I’ve been practicing the process on a smaller scale
I’ve already cloned one of Alan Rickman’s fingernails
Maybe tomorrow I will try to clone a phoenix tail
And make a magic wand to help me so I don’t fail


I’m gonna bring back
Bring back
Bring back
Richard Harris  

I’m gonna bring back
Bring back
Bring back
Richard Harris 


There’s a little fetus with a long white beard
Growing in a test tube in my basement
It’s extreme and I know it seems a little weird
But I gotta end my Michael Gambon torment

There’s a little fetus with a long white beard
Growing in a test tube in my basement
It’s extreme and I know it seems a little weird
But I gotta end my Michael Gambon torment


I’m gonna bring back
Bring back
Bring back
Richard Harris  

I’m gonna bring back
Bring back
Bring back
Richard Harris 


I guess we’ll just have to overlook a few details
Instead of hands he’ll have flippers just like a whale’s
And it seems that this time Dumbledore will have a tail
And his face and neck are covered in some kind of greenish scales

But even so, my endeavor is a great success
It doesn’t matter that his new body is such a mess
Cause Richard Harris has talent that just can’t be suppressed
And he’ll still beat out Michael Gambon’s total lack of finesse  


I’m gonna bring back
Bring back
Bring back
Richard Harris  

I’m gonna bring back
Bring back
Bring back
Richard Harris 


There’s a little fetus with a long white beard
Growing in a test tube in my basement
It’s extreme and I know it seems a little weird
But I gotta end my Michael Gambon torment

There’s a little fetus with a long white beard
Growing in a test tube in my basement
It’s extreme and I know it seems a little weird
But I gotta end my Michael Gambon torment

There’s a little fetus with a long white beard
Growing in a test tube in my basement
It’s extreme and I know it seems a little weird
But I gotta end my Michael Gambon torment